Tankes and Rollers: Two types of people in any B schools. All others get crushed in between them.
Placement is like shit, and Constipation is a major problem...
The factors which matter for placements:
Acads? Are u kidding me!!
Good looking girl, girl, acquaintance with Placement committee, good looking boy, Jack, acads, knowledge and relevant work ex...errr…in that order.
ok ok. My status? Here it goes.
I have all (G)ot (S)et to (K)iss the world and am preparing to be a (C)arrying and (F)orwarding (A)gent.
One thing, I don’t know why……….in the end…. it doesn’t even matter!—Linkin Park
N.B.:
Poetic licenses have been used where ever necessary.
GSK and CFA are global brands.
Cryptic language have been used keeping in mind the sensitivity of the topic.
Brickbats (sexist, chauvinist, Cryptic language) and bouquets (??) are welcome.
